LHI has taken good care of me over the years, and it’s time to return that.On Saturday, May 21, we’re all performing again at South Shore, then moving the entire party to my (and my partner of 17 years) house in League City where there will be a really special surprise. I got married here and had all three of my kids here. My act has always been about my life, so all of a sudden I am no longer a married woman with three kids! ” I always laugh and say, “Well yes, yes I am.” I think people respond well to my work because it’s funny and true.I also got my start in the comedy clubs in Houston—the Laff Stop, the Comedy Workshop—all of them. It’s also very rewarding for me, and there’s nothing I would rather do.The owners would sort of promote me among themselves, recommending me. You know, I sort of started doing stand-up comedy and came out as a lesbian all at the same time. It’s a good thing, too, because I’ve always said comedy is not something you On Friday, May 20, we’ve arranged for a giant show with dinner and dancing at South Shore Harbour Resort in League City.Comedy is about anger and truth, and comedy took me to a place in myself I had never been before. Six entertainment greats will be appearing, including Kate Clinton, Suede, Roxanna Ward, Lisa Koch, Karen Williams, Jennie Mc Nulty, and of course, myself.Going with the flow is great, but wasting your time and others is not. Shaw has assembled some of the most talented women in Texas for her birthday and “Super Bowl of stand-up comedy” to be held at South Shore Harbour Resort and Conference Center in League City on Friday, May 20, and Saturday, May 21. What I do see is men sitting with their arms crossed when I first get on the stage. They think, “Okay, here she goes making fun of our periods,” or something like that.
Granted, if kids are not in the cards for you, walk away—walk away! People without kids can never fully understand what it is like to have a kid until it happens. It affects us all slightly differently and yet the same, and during the process, it molds us into the person we were always meant to be.For those considering attending the best party ever, I recommend putting a hold on a room at South Shore Harbour. Awesome, kind, intelligent young woman meets intelligent, charming young man. She uses her stellar personality to win him over in conversation, and he gently places his hand on her shoulder when he laughs at her incredible wit. No matter how the single mom came to be—divorce; young pregnancy (oops!Now that I’m tasked with jumping back in the dating pool I realize that most of the people out here have even less an idea what they’re doing than I do! HOWEVER, if the object of your affection isn’t reciprocating, they aren’t interested! Men, a woman who isn’t interested will not become interested IN YOU just because you start telling her about how much you make, what you drive and what you can financially provide for her.Maybe I’m idealistic but I think of dating as more like a process. When you bake a cake you shift the flour, fold in the ingredients, warm the oven, bake the cake until the tooth pick slides out easily, let it cool and then ice that bad boy! However, I feel like most people either want to either microwave the cake or wait for the cake to make itself. People don’t play hard to get when they see something of value they want. (And no, not even a picture of your package will sway her, though her girls will get a good laugh from it).